Capellyana:
Started off really slow, but became entertainingly bad at one point. A true masterclass in bad directing and editting beyond anything we’ve ever seen, coupled with the traditional bad acting, bad script, bad special effects, and bad choices we’ve come to expect of Stupid Movie Nights. 130k for a budget may not be a Hollywood production, but come on. This is just an insult to the viewer, which I suppose is easy to explain when you edit 10+ movies a year.
Plot: none
Enjoyment: sure
Shmentina:
I had this vibe that the doctor would bring his students to the monster. It was too fishy.
Also, how did she call her boyfriend from the woods that had no phone signal?
The bad editting is indeed self-explanatory - who do you pay first with a 130k budget? Editor guy expects to not get a lot, so does a crappy job, and makes 10 of them a year. Give him a break.
At least we knew what the central problem is … they just wanted to eat them.
Analog dumbometer: +10 small, +5 large positive screw it. -25 small, -4 medium, -4 large negative screw it. For scores of +10*1 + +5*3 = 25. -25*1 + -4*2 + -4*3 = 45. -25/+45. This movie deserves to be subtracted: 20, and with a minus. -20
Digital dumbometer: 43. I have given this a very high score, so I can make it negative - why not? -43 it is.
Total: -31.5