We hated this movie, without any passion, because it is boring, and destiny agrees with us, because this movie is a big fat 0.
Digital dumbometer: 26, which manages to be lower than the turnout on Bulgarian elections.
Analog dumbometer:
- 2*2 + 9 + 12 + 5 = 30
+ JOKER 4 + 9 + 12 + 5 = 30
For a final score of MINUS 0.
We learned 2 things from Blood Beach: 1. That when Jokers are in unusual positions, we end up with the exact same score for positive and negative stupidity. Because the analog dumbometer is a true paramagnetic phenomenon which must be studied by Shmentina. 2. And that everyone must be allowed to go to the beach, no matter what happens. It’s an important piece of keeping public peace.