Shmentina & Capellyana present...

The Queendom of Mayonesia! And its capital, the Mayozana State.

Stupid Movie Nights

Are the movies stupid? Are the nights stupid? Are we? Opt-in for all of the above.

Stupid Movie Nights: Videos

Shorts

• Messiah of Evil: Not a Trailer
• Characterisation in Flash Gordon
• The Apple - Made for Me

Mids

• Bloodmonkey
• ATM
• Big Bad Wolf
• Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker
• The Bet (The Legendary Joker Sandwich)

Longs

• Enter the Ninja
• Blood Beach
• Chopping Mall
• Street Trash
• Black Roses
• Night of the Creeps
• Just Imagine
• Pass Thru
• New World Order: The End Has Come
• The Castle of Fu Manchu
• Dead Don't Die in Dallas
• Wrong Target
• The Sorcerer's Apprentice
• Sweet Taste of Souls

We watched it so you don't have to

• MILF Manor - episode 6
• MILF Manor - episode 5
• MILF Manor - episode 4
• MILF Manor - episode 3
• MILF Manor - episode 2
• MILF Manor - episode 1

Specials

• Мишо Шамара: Анализ
• Mayonesia on Mars
• Song: Merry Christmas from Shmentina
• Mayonesia on the Moon
• Video: New Year's Lemonade
• 2021: The Charts
• Capellyana's Full Top (and Bottom) List of 2021
• Shmentina's Full Top (and Bottom) List of 2021
• Video: Santa Claus vs Capellyana
• Video: Merry Christmas from Shmentina (2021)

Stupid Movie Nights: Dumbometers

• Only Goes Up
• Alignment
• New Year Smackdown Rater

Приказки за майонезата

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• Епизод 2
• Епизод 3
• Епизод 4
• Епизод 5

Mayonesia around the web

• Radio Mayozana
• Letterboxd
• Discord Server
• Twitch
• Tiktok

Testimonials

"Looks like you two will actually come up with something some day!" -- Capellyana's Dad

"Ahahaha between the Christmas carol on an electric guitar, the over the top Christmas decoration, only bettered by the 4x4 pixel resolution, the deadpan teddy bear, Marty's even more "I'm dead inside and I wish you were too" expression betrayed only by the ever so slight sly smile on the very last frame, I honestly cannot tell what's more meme-able in this video; totally awesome, I rate it 9.5/10 - and half a point down only because 10/10 sounds and looks like I didn't put much thought into it, but I did, and so did you, and for all intents and purposes, it really is just perfect." -- Dr Reitscheff

"She is like your sister. You must watch Sharknado." -- Shmentina's Colleague Who Wishes to Remain Anonymous

"Mayonesia? Sounds like an interesting place" -- Destin Sandlin, taken completely out of context during a charity livestream

"It is not clear anymore what you two will come up with." -- Shmentina's Mom

"My favourite streamer" -- XapaJIaMnu